Clarinets Rule

Buffet makes these clarinets now that are 95% grenadilla dust (the dark African wood) and 5% carbon fiber and epoxy resin. They're called "Green Line." Neat, eh? Whatever happened to my old clarinet? Chris, are you playing that now in marching band?

I'm listening to Mozart's Clarinet Concerto in A Major on the Mozart wikipedia site. Man, the internet's amazing. Wikipedia and Youtube are so useful. Even Google which we take for granted now. Kids in rural nowhere or wherever have access to everything we do. The world is flat like that idiot billionaire crap columnist Tom Friedman says.