fakes news is good news

Mikolaj has written a slew of fake news articles in the past few days:

"Governator declares emergency; goes back in time to stop flood"
"Emigrant rally draws 3 people"
"Iran enriches uranium, impoverishes carbon"
"10th planet larger than Pluto, but smaller than Lassie"
"Man wins $9 million Vioxx lottery"
"Enron's Skilling claims innocence as wallet doesn't fit"
"Italian election too close to call as Florida tally disputed"

Let's hope they don't outsource his programming job to India. Otherwise, he might write 10 times as many of these things.